reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this

bigasseyesfullawonder:

things my grandchildren are going to hear me say

  • yo
  • lil nigga
  • chicken nugger
  • swiggity swag what’s in the bag
  • bitch i might be
  • holla holla get dolla
  • swaggy
  • bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
  • ding dong that is wrong

things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say

  • yo
  • lil nigga
  • chicken nugger
  • swiggity swag what’s in the bag
  • bitch i might be
  • holla holla get dolla
  • swaggy
  • bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
  • ding dong that is wrong

Can I kill myself if I just saw something I never wanted to see?

“I have a feeling that one day, we’re all just gonna end up in a mental hospital… fandom mental hospital, and I’m pretty convinced that you’ll be able to tell who belonged to which fandom…” [x]

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

lem-ni-scate:

dreamingofthestreet:

found this gem in my sister’s old yearbook omg

is everyone just glossing over the fact that your sister went to school with josh freaking peck

lem-ni-scate:

dreamingofthestreet:

found this gem in my sister’s old yearbook omg

is everyone just glossing over the fact that your sister went to school with josh freaking peck

meme4u:

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Kouhai: The underclassman who wishes to get Senpai to notice them.
Peasant: Anyone who doesn't understand your ways!
tl;dr: Too long, didn't read. Used for exceptionally long posts where you still wish to put in your two cents.
Ship: relationship, usually meaning the romantic variety
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OOC: Out of character, used to signify that the mod/mun is speaking
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Gary-Stu/Mary-Sue: A perfect character who has no flaws (or very few flaws) and is greatly over-powered.
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OTP: "One true pairing". A person's favorite ship.
Fandom: A collective group of fans of a show, book, movie or other other media.
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notreallythisguyles:

christinemarieh:

prettylittlepolaroidsx:

bakewellpie:

freshprincesubs:

Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)

aka THE BEST THING EVER!!

I am CRYING

My fave thing ever!

There are so many things I love about this. 

Love this! I am sitting here just grinning through the whole thing